TRANSCRIPTS: Trans Dating
It's a match! - Konstantinos
His photo: He stands, shirtless in the sun. You can tell he is in Miami because there is a palm tree, and it was definitely not taken on a day out to the garden centre with Auntie Jean. His cap sits sideways, as does his smile & a wry wink greets you as he tips is Ray-Ban sunglasses down just enough to reveal the full, unimaginable thickness of his eyebrows.
His Bio: My passions? Fitness, travel & good vibes - the trifecta of triumph. Looking for a woman for fun (maybe more, probably not though). My female friends who know me, and are real, call me a "Gym Rat", at least that's what I think they said. I love to travel, and do so often. I am rarely in one city for longer than a couple of days, so you must be flexible ;)
My Anthem: Rudimental - Waiting All Night
KONSTANTINOS: Good morning sweetness x
KONSTANTINOS: You have pretty eyes.
JEN: Thank you, they're mine!
JEN: DW. How are you!?
KONSTANTINOS: I am good! Jus relaxing ;) So what do u say to a drink?
JEN: I don't know, what do you say to a drink?
JEN: DW. I'd like to get to know you a bit better first! Where abouts in London do you live?
KONSTANTINOS: I live in the gym haha!
JEN: Yeh, I can see from your profile that you're into fitness! That's cool. But where abouts in the city are you?
KONSTANTINOS: No, atm I am living in a gym. I need to find a new place tomorrow.
JEN: O rite...
KONSTANTINOS: I have been sleeping on a treadmill. I run, and then I sleep.
JEN: A bedmill?
JEN: Why do you move around so much?
KONSTANTINOS: I love travel.
JEN: Yeah, but every couple of days?
KONSTANTINOS: I love to travel. It is my spirit.
JEN: Where are you now?
KONSTANTINOS: Why do u want to no?
JEN: I thought u wanted to meet for a drink?
KONSTANTINOS: r u police?
KONSTANTINOS UNMATCHED WITH YOU.
It's a match! - Dan
His photo: 3 white men sit, suited and booted - in a swanky Soho bar. Each one grimaces, and holds up ironic Compton gang signs. You swipe to the next image. 2 white men stand back to back, posing like James Bond at a James Bond exhibit next to a James Bond car. There is a caption which reads "JAMES BOND". You swipe to the final photo - 6 white men in suits stand in a long line - they are once again throwing up gang signs & holding bottles of expensive vodka.
His Bio: The names Dan, Dan The Man. License to kill - be my Moneypenny. "How you doin'?" - Joey, FRIENDS. I live for my boys, but I'd die for my girl. Fiat Punto today - Aston Martin tomorrow. Entrepreneur, influencer, sin-fluencer, app development & international financing double agent. I want to buy you diamonds, and show you off around All-Bar-One. Love my mum, she's my "M", but looking for Ursula Andress. Finding a nice girl has been a Mission Impossible so far, but maybe with you, the Ethan Hunt is over?
My Anthem: My Way - Frank Sinatra / James Bond Main Theme
DAN: Ello doll xx
JEN: Tell me James, do you still sleep with a gun under your pillow?
JEN: It's a quote (isn't it?)
DAN: My name is Dan.
DAN: So u a transgender?
JEN: Yes, you can call me Caroline Cossey
DAN: I fought ur name wos Jen
JEN: She was a bond-girl
DAN: I ain't heard of her
JEN: She was in "For Your Eyes Only". She was famous mainly for being a transsexual. Apparently no one knew during filming. It was a pretty big scandal at the time.
DAN: I ain't see "For Your Eyes Only"
JEN: I guess it was for my eyes only.
DAN: Ur very hot.
DAN: Am I hot?
JEN: Which one are you? All your pics have multiple ppl in them.
DAN: In the suit.
JEN: They're all in suits.
DAN: So, you had any surgeries?
JEN: Not yet.
DAN: Cos I'm not intrstd if uv had the main surgery.
JEN: I had my wisdom teeth out, is that going to be a problem?
DAN: I'm talkin about the dick.
JEN: No Pussy Galore here
JEN: I thought you liked James Bond?
DAN: I like the Daniel Craig ones only. Lissen, if we r gonna go out u cant meet my mum
JEN: Er... who says we're goin out?
DAN: I am not gay and it will jus confuse her.
JEN: It's a Dr. No from me.
YOU UNMATCHED FROM DAN.